kurikisen Asked:
2, 3, 5, 9, 14, 15, 20, 23, 26, 27 and 34

shadowofsithis:

  • 2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?

Yes of course I don’t need no kid right now

  • 3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?

Sleep in car for free because I’m a cheap piece of shit

  • 5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?

Unfortunately yes, several times because some assholes are very pushy ugh

  • 9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?

No I look horrible in blonde

  • 14. What time did you wake up today?

5:55 AM ahahahahahaha

  • 15. How long until your next birthday?

5 months or soo

  • 20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?

Nope

  • 23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?

*whine whine* does my crush like me *whine whine*

  • 26. Has anyone let you down recently?

Nah everyone’s hella cool lately

  • 27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?

Ya cuz I don’t really get jealous and ‘tis such a waste of time on their part

  • 34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?

No, I’m too busy trying to collect all money in a lame app game thing in order to wake up. The deep thoughts come at night.

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

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fygirlcrush:

Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives

but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”

ok.

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konekoling:

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[sighs deeply]

[pulls up a chair]

how long do you have.

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ryaynross:

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

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sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

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theanti90smovement:

This is the JOKE POLICE we’re here to arrest you for telling a shitty joke. Come out with your hands up!!! And don’t you dare try any funny business that’s what got you into this situation. 

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knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

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cockblocksquad:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

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mercuryphoenix:

You don’t understand how important this moment was to me. Kieren is eighteen years old, he suffers from severe anxiety and depression, he’s being accused of something he didn’t do, and, as a result, he lashes out. This reaction is completely understandable. And yet, because he is a PDS sufferer, they take the innate humanness of the outburst and twist it to make him seem inhuman. This is what happens when you are part of an oppressed groupThey push you, and push you, and you keep your head down, and nothing changes - and when eventually you snap, act out in anger and frustration because you can’t take it any more, they take that reaction and turn it around to justify their oppression. This is the moment when Kieren realises he cannot win. Whatever he does, he will always be a monster. 

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pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

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